soggy pete

A cleaner variation for a wet or stimulated vagina

I have a soggy pete right now.

by aurixadi13 April 4, 2023

Soggy Corndog

A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.

Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”

by Notzev August 14, 2021

Soggy McDickChicken

When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it

The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds

by Soggy McDickChicken December 16, 2021

soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.

Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.

by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017

Soggy Chip

When you get a nice chip ( noun Chip Ch-i-p British English)

And wipe it on a Moist minge. To get the flavour of the Fish and Chips. The opposite of a Well done Chip.

Mate i could do with some fish and chips, but I'm skint.

Why not ask your lass for a soggy chip?

Good idea. cheers mate!

by StreyCat July 30, 2022

Soggy Noggin

Another term for "Head", "Top", "Ceiling", "Dome", "Skull", or "Blowjob".

Damn, this is some PROFESSIONAL Soggy Noggin! Fixin' to spurt - AAUAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

by digital well-being September 22, 2021

Soggy

Replacement for salty aka Another word for angry.
Comes from a daddyofive video where a kid says soggy instead of salty.

"Dude, Ryan got so soggy after I broke his phone.

by ShamMan6669 October 21, 2017