Social Workout

Social workout is the bomb. Beer in one, barbell in the other. Any evolutionary biologist would tell you there's a reason primates are the only animals that can do this. It's natural. And humans can run and drink at the same time.. studies show that the social workout is more effective than regular exercise for burning fat. The social workout requires that you stay in the "fat burning" zone because you have to hold a conversation during the whole workout. This is easier than it sounds. After a few beers, I hardly notice that I'm talking...it is simply 'drinking alcoholic beverages while exercising in a social environment.'

I saw marathoners do this with water, and EUREKA!, I thought, what if we make that a fruity cocktail and add in some conversation and sexier outfits creating the ultimate "social workout."

by HHIworkout June 2, 2010

Social Electrode

To be so popular that everyone is attracted to you like bolts of lightning.

To be the conductor of social events or hang outs. The coordinator of anything fun and the person who everyone calls to find out the "plans of the night."

"Tammy was so busy with all her friends today. She went to the mall with Julia, picked up fliers with James, and went to the gym with Terry. She's a Social Electrode"

by ILikeAsianGirls April 28, 2010

Social Orgasm

A feeling similar to a high felt from being socially active. Especialy common among extroverts.

"Daisy had such a social orgasm at the party last night. Like she was on speed or something."

by Thornbrier March 5, 2015

Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.

hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

Social Buffalo

1. A nice person who tries to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but in a misguided attempt to be cool ends up knocking over everybody's drinks and being sick on the carpet.

2. A shitty person who claims to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but who is actually two-faced about it and tramples over people's feelings in order to achieve popularity.

1. Dammit, everything was going so well until I revealed my true clumsy nature. Why am I such a social buffalo?
2. Wow, that bitch is a social buffalo. She's nice to me in person but when she leaves she just fucking trash talks me.

by KarlUrbane May 19, 2016

Social Disability

A form of paralyzing anxiety that hinders one's ability to socialize. A person with a Social Disability is typically shy, reclusive, and extremely anxious in social situations and tends to keep very few or even no friends. A Social Disability can make it extremely difficult for a person to engage in relationships and friendships.

Q: Hey why does that guy seem very tense when people are around?
A: Oh I think it's because he suffers from a form of Social Disability.

by dzffa September 17, 2021

social indefinate

a person who does not have a clique but either many or none

Social indefinate kids have many jock, druggy, prep, and scene friends

by MC Kreeper November 30, 2010