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koby smith

a small dick druggie who cheats on girls out of his league. will try to fuck anything
by flavorwhore July 24, 2020
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Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith (born Vickie Lynn Hogan) (November 28, 1967 – February 8, 2007)

Playboy model (1993 Playmate of the Year), GUESS girl, Pop Culture icon, Mother and a Goddess to some of us. And the best thing that will happen to you.

Known for being a "gold digger" and mistaken for a bad person and/or bad mother, when in reality she's probably the most amazing woman to walk this earth and she loved her children (Daniel and Dannielynn)

Some of the most iconic catch phrases you say today were probably made up by her.

She was featured in PETA ads, and had a dog called Sugar Pie so she cared for animals too.

She starred in lots of movies that will give you many heart-attacks.

Since she is God, if you are reading this, you should repent. And I will pray for your sins. Also, you shouldn't say her name in vain.
Gay1: Hey, do you believe in God?

Gay2: I believe in Anna Nicole Smith.
by ANNAonymous (Anna Warrior) April 15, 2014
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smother the pie

masterbate, masterbation for females. Used when a female is playing with herself. Self pleasuring her vagina,pussy,coochie
Whenever Janet is feeling lonely and horny she likes to smother the pie.
by Kevo K May 9, 2008
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smothered rhino

A sexual position where the balls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the penis sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)
"My boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday but I didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home."
by DrinkToThis September 10, 2009
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Slothephant

A combination of a sloth and an elephant, 2 extremely tranquil animals. Used to describe an individual who is extremely mellow, or overly calm in situations that do not call for it
kid 1: Dude! You just got your ass kicked, arent you pissed?!
kid 2: Nah, its cool, I dont really feel pain, besides, they got good exercise.
kid 1: Your a total slothephant man.
by 2nd-hand Ciggs October 15, 2008
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slothfaced

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.
Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.
by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009
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slothasaurus

1. A historic mammal, generally 5'6'' 3/4 usually of Dutch decent, but also found to have genetic roots in the southern parts of America. From the latin, Slothiniusmamasaurius. Prounounced "sloth""A""saurus".

2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.
1. Eg. The slothasaurus was first discovered on the grounds of Iowa's Dordt College.

2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!
by supercoolkid37 January 1, 2010
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