Simon

Casually jacks off daily, is also a fucking retard, and can be referred to as a fatass.

Im pulling a Simon today

by Dagisgay April 3, 2025

Simoned

When a man named Simon tricks you into something

Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”

by Cblrstone February 7, 2023

Simon

Super super hot lifeguard Simon alexander berens is soooooo hot he can jump super high and he’s sooooo awesome mwah preferably matched with someone named maddie

“Simon is soooo hot” “I know”

by Lol62738383883 July 15, 2022

simon

BLACK

I AM SIMON(I AM BLACK)

by simon and zinnia October 25, 2022

Simone Biles

1. An amazing female Olympic gymnast. Considered the G.O.A.T. of female gymnastics.

2. To give up under pressure. See Naomi Osaka.

I don't feel too good. I have to do a Simone Biles.

by mr_phucky July 28, 2021

simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast

simon is a dick

by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020

Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.

Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??

by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024