Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010

Simone Bredariol

God.

-Oh,you won't believe me but I've met Simone Bredariol!
-You mean God right?

by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021

Simon

Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.

Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!

Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!

by Wet Willy October 27, 2017

Simone

cool ass

you have a simone mannnn.

by Simox_13 September 22, 2020

Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.

Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.

by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021

Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.

Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com

by nuttsgt March 2, 2021

Anfernee simons

The greatest 16 year old to ever play in the nba

Hey did you see what anfernee simons did last night?
Yeah he's the goat

by Anfernee simons is the goat March 16, 2021