sharpavian

awsome,everything, nothing,your face.

"omg!thats soooo sharpavian."
or
"billy whats wrong?""sharpavian mom,sharpavian."

by [GEE] October 9, 2008

Sharpie harpie

Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.

"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"

by mrbt August 25, 2008

Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009

Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.

"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"

by HonestTom October 25, 2009

sharpie shop

To attack a photo with a sharpie or other permanet marker. usually happens right after a break-up or fight.

After she and Mark's nasty break-up, she decided to sharpie shop every photo she had of him.

by ABERZOMBIE!! March 7, 2010

Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.

"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."

by The Original Pfeiffer March 25, 2010

Scorpion Claw

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.

Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!

by nobcheese November 15, 2010