Seasonal Friend

A friend who seems to always want to do something during one season (summer, for example), then seems to drop off the face of the earth once the other season rolls around for one reason or another (perhaps school).

One way to mitigate this type of friend is to share in common interests during more than just the months where they seem to have the most time.

"Man, Tanner hasn't wanted to do anything in ages."
"yeah, I know that feel."
"Darn Seasonal Friends."

by MM3K September 29, 2012

seadon

Even though black himself is completely racist. Mostly prefers black comedy.

There's a black seadon there

by 789563 January 9, 2018

Shamoney

Cash money, balling being a currency except with a little oomph to make it sound extra

I love shamoney, I want to make all the shamoney

by You already know b May 10, 2018

Season

To add salt, herbs, pepper, or other spices to food.

Season the meat so that it tastes better.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by Chairman November 5, 2003

turtleneck season

Having so many hickeys that you have to wear a turtle neck to cover them

I went to the movies with josh last night and now it’s turtleneck season !

by Poppinbody January 2, 2018

cum guzzling semon demon

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.

Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017