numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

dirt sausage

A turd, poop on the ground.

Something you can call someone being a brat.

Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"

by se_allison December 20, 2016

Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021

kosher sausage

A Jewish man's penis

He has a huge kosher sausage

by EatMyKnob May 16, 2016

Sausage Bottom

When a woman wears a pair of calf-high boots (or higher) and her leg fat spills over the top, making her legs look like sausage links.

Hey Guy, look at that sausage bottom! As if Uggs weren't disgusting enough!

by Ms. Kittie December 17, 2011

sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.

Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.

by counter22 June 14, 2009

cheese sausage

Sausage made from ingredients such as ground meats like cow, roo, chicken, formed in a pigs intestine but some times synthetic casings cooked by boiling or frying or smoking, with a cheese saving inside, please be warned this hot scrumptious cheese sometimes explodes and causes burns to what ever lands on

Joannes been eating cheese sausage again, it’s all over her chin and top

by Dragbike April 22, 2021