numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

Bell Sausage

Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying

"What if I didn't have toes?"

"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"

by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019

Taiwan Sausage

A sausage prepared taiwanese style. Nothing sexual pervert.

Dude, I was thinking of getting the fried breadsticks, but the taiwan sausage is calling my name right now.

by GuinnessDrinker5 January 13, 2019

Sausage sizzle

A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.

Fuck mate I just go the missus to eat the ol’ sausage sizzle

by Hdydebsianai January 13, 2022

small sausage

A 'small sausage' is used to indirectly talk about someones dick size

You have a small sausage on your plate

by eurvbisvpbskviubve September 17, 2017

Sausage-fit

Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.

"Hi, do you have these jeans in sausage-fit? I only want half of my arse inside."

by Sataneyes February 7, 2022

Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018