samulius colilius

A handsome man who has a huge penis that will penetrate any women

By gosh that mans a samulius colilius

by TheBigSJCPeneMan May 21, 2019

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.

girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP

by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019

Samuel Ferguson

A weird nonce who touches kids with his big hairy toe while licking his mothers tongue

Oh he’s a right Samuel Ferguson

by Lilillilli nany hand July 15, 2019

saemos

A guy who is a loser , has very little friends , and licks bus windows.

That guy is weird , he must be a Saemos

by Couch-WB September 7, 2019

Samuel Chua

An absolute cunt

Bully's people if he doesn't like you
Annoying and has fits and thinks it is funny.
Claps for no absolute reason.
Just a twat.
Just a twat.
Just a twat.
Blocks you if play music.

Samuel Chua Twat is not letting limo no matter the circumstances.

by Samuel Chau is a twerp September 9, 2019

Samuelis Wardis

A rare species of exotic bird commonly found around military barracks and often places of alcoholic consumption. Known to walk with an awkward gait and occasionally makes loud screeching sounds in combination with flapping in the presence of a female. While on the flip side, interest in females is demonstrated with a strange "bobbing" of his long head and neck that is distinct. Conversations with said females are both minimal and often inconsequential. Water is regarded as a foreign substance, the diet consists of Jack Daniels and toasted croissants.

"Look at that Samuelis Wardis attempting a mating dance over there, poor fellow"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"

by OsamaBinPapa September 10, 2019