Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.
I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!
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Friend 1: What should we order for game night? It has to be something everyone will eat.
Friend 2: SLOPPY WINGS!
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Friend 2: SLOPPY WINGS!
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by Dr. Melody E. King May 22, 2011
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Girl: "Oh my gosh. Look at this super cute top...and this pair of hot shorts...NO WAIT, these heels are to DIE for! Whew, I think I need to sit dow-oh my gosh. Swim wear is half off!"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"
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