Connor steamer

When someone is eating your ass, and processed to take a shit on the persons face.
Oh man, i went on a hike with this chick and i totaly gave her a connor steamer.
Dude, i went on a hike with that same chick too. She requested the same thing. But, the fucked up part was. I was standing up.
by Meanersteamer October 03, 2017
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fenway steamer

When a New York Yankees fan buys the Souvenir Red Sox popcorn helmet at Fenway Park , finishes the popcorn, takes a shit in the Red Sox helmet , and slams the shit filled helmet on the piece of shit Red Sox fan in front of him. The Yankees win! Thaaaaaaaaa Yankees WIN!
If you get the popcorn souvenir helmet , you have to give the Fenway Steamer when you’re done.
by MackleDeeslong August 14, 2022
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Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
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Stanley Steamer

When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.
Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.
by Perry Jex June 02, 2019
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Stanley Steamer

When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.
I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.
by Espo6333 January 28, 2022
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Stanley Steamer

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.
by hash@55daddie December 06, 2018
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Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.
I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!
by Paul Phinebaum January 06, 2024
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