Cleveland Steamer

When you're railing someone in the ass and they shit all over your dick

"I was about to cum when she gave me a Cleveland Steamer"

by Aura-48292847289182809999137 March 2, 2025

submarine steamer

The act of exhaling smoke (typically from a cigarette, cigar, or burning marijuana) into the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; typically performed in an instance of sexual nature.

After three bottles of wine and a midnight viewing of Moulin Rouge, he took me back to his bungalow for a submarine steamer and a long, soft screw.

by The Channbot September 25, 2013

Nashville Steamer

A sexual act involving one or more people defecating on their partner's chest after indulging in some of Nashville's famous hot chicken (Hattie B's, Prince's Hot Chicken, etc.). Variation of the Cleveland Steamer.

I just ate my weight in Hattie B's hot chicken. Time to crash a bachelorette party and pass out a few Nashville Steamers.

by CrunchyBlack86 November 19, 2021

Dragon steamer

Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout

Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer

by Blueshowshit August 29, 2014

LP Steamer

When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.

Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!

by lpsteamer March 12, 2024

Dreamy steamer

When you fart on someone's pillow before they go to sleep and wake up work pink eye.

Jenna got a dreamy steamer last night and has to go to the doctor now to get it looked at.

by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019

Steamer Dog

The act of pooping into another persons butt by laying a steamer long ways between the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog in a bun.

I wanted to show my true love by giving her a "steamer dog".

by William B. Hardigan June 24, 2022