Smart dress

Formal attire that should be worn to a party. This term is mainly used in Britain.

Girl 1: What's your smart dress?

Girl 2: A purple sparkly evening gown.

by Person124321351 February 23, 2012

Smagget

n. A smelly faggot. Not derogatory towards homosexuals, mainly towards lame people, regardless of body odor.

Instead of going to the park with his friends, Charles stayed home to pet his bearded dragon...what a SMAGGET.

by Mr. mustache September 22, 2012

Smainkie

Small man Wainkie or very small penis

Did you see him get out the pool... His shorts were so tight it showed his Smainkie

by BeeGee December 23, 2012

Smashbrown

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.

"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"

by bacon remedy October 27, 2014

Smack Bath

Taking a bath as hot as you can after downing a bottle of red, half a glass of jaeger and listening to grunge to fully replicate what it feels like to take smack

After a day like today all I need is a smack bath and an early night

by WAGWANNN February 8, 2015

Smackie

Someone who is addicted to ''Smack'' which is slang for Heroin an highly addictive opiate.

Goddamn look at that smackie, he can bearly hold his eyes open.

by Smackie June 10, 2014

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.

1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!

by 4tuna August 23, 2014