Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."

1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.

by MoonChaser September 12, 2013

Shit sickle

Where you freeze runny shit into the form of a pop sickle and then shove it up your ass and then re shit it. (Can be repeated many times)

Person 1: hey you know the old Mexican man down the street
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

Shit Tag

The act of Tagging photos on Facebook from your mobile device while defecating in the bathroom.

logged on to Facebook only to find that while my Father was in the shitter had shit tag fest with his Ipad

by Therealagoc July 5, 2011

Ah Shit

Here we go again

Ah shit here we go again

by Some guy called nick July 17, 2019

Shit Whistler

To create a whistling noise like that of blowing over a bottle, except using another person's shit hole. Thus a shit whistler. Can be used to imply someone is of a homosexual persuasion.

Mike in a childish voice up the stairs: "I've just turned all the items in your room upside down..."

James runs to his room...

James: "Ahh mannn! You dirty little shit whistler!!"

by Cranberries12345 January 14, 2011

Little Shit

A individual who does the exact opposite of what you tell them. They can be extremely annoying and sometimes take it to far. They crave attention and will do anything to get it. They are usually very childish but deep down they are sensitive creatures.

Lately Emma has become quite a little shit.

by Emitrude Kyes February 19, 2015

fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration

Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!

by Big LJ October 6, 2006