Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
Get the Secret listenermug. When Meghan Markle attends some social gathering as Duchess of Sussex and is financially compensated for it.
Meghan Markle attended a secret meeting at the Luminary Bakery and she will be compensated financially by the photographers via the Royal Sussex Foundation.
by marysuzyperla November 7, 2019
Get the secretmug. by Jack1911 June 10, 2018
Get the Secret slugmug. by Ender56 December 6, 2023
Get the Secret Snowflakemug. pedro.fernandez.2012: who made heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa
myg0tpharragut64: slackcircus, the original vid is Fabulous Secret Powers
myg0tpharragut64: slackcircus, the original vid is Fabulous Secret Powers
by Kim Jong Putin April 21, 2021
Get the Fabulous Secret Powersmug. Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.
by catholicbooty August 26, 2018
Get the Secret Santamug. 