Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.

John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”

by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021

secret

When Meghan Markle attends some social gathering as Duchess of Sussex and is financially compensated for it.

Meghan Markle attended a secret meeting at the Luminary Bakery and she will be compensated financially by the photographers via the Royal Sussex Foundation.

by marysuzyperla November 7, 2019

Secret slug

a woman who is a ball of pent up sexual energy and has trouble going a day with out release

My girl is a secret slug

by Jack1911 June 10, 2018

Secrets

You just found a secret! +10 points

Secrets are secretive.

by Blank_User June 26, 2022

Secret Snowflake

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.

"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."

by Ender56 December 6, 2023

Fabulous Secret Powers

The origin source of the "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA" meme, originally made by slackcircus

pedro.fernandez.2012: who made heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa
myg0tpharragut64: slackcircus, the original vid is Fabulous Secret Powers

by Kim Jong Putin April 21, 2021

Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018