relationship dick

The size dick a woman has to put up with for the sake of a relationship ie: not very big....

He unzipped his pants to impress me, and he was seriously lacking, but I still loved him....it was serious relationship dick.

by livinggodess9 December 15, 2011

relationshipicized

to be in a paid relationship

I am relationshipicized

by Devinso April 18, 2008

Relationship Footprint

The number of relationships you have had/have before/after settling for The One.

Sita: U know what, Aj has finally found the One!

Prita: Guess he realized his relationship footprint was going overboard.

by Sudhanthira August 12, 2011

relationshipwreck

noun. where two people are in a relationship that is 1. constantly breaking up and getting back together. 2. is miserable for one or both parties but is still "intact" 3. a constant emotional battle (i.e constant bickering and fighting resulting in above, 1.)

Friend 1: i cannot believe they are back together! they hated each other yesterday!
Friend 2: i know! they have a relationshipwreck
, for sure.

by MordSithMistress August 15, 2011

Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

relationship barbie

A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.

- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"

- "He's such a relationship barbie"

by HLS1215 September 19, 2013

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014