A sex act requiring a man, and a woman with moderate to extreme epilepsy. The man engages the woman in intercourse using the "Doggy style" position. He then turns on an overwhelming amount of strobe lights, triggering in the woman an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. He then has to try his best to continue intercourse AT LEAST until the seizure has passed.
It is believed this method was originated by Indiana Jones, in an attempt to rid himself of his crippling fear of snakes.
To make it more fun, the man can make several changes:
1. Beforehand, get her to wear a pair of novelty plastic fangs. This will make her appear more like a rattlesnake.
2. After turning on the strobe lights, superglue a baby's rattle to her lower back and/or ankles. This will produce a rattling sound guaranteed to get any snake enthusiast in the mood.
3. Perform the act in the middle of a desert or somewhere rattlesnakes can be found. Combine with #2 to attract real rattlesnakes and make it a bigger challenge to avoid being bitten.
It is believed this method was originated by Indiana Jones, in an attempt to rid himself of his crippling fear of snakes.
To make it more fun, the man can make several changes:
1. Beforehand, get her to wear a pair of novelty plastic fangs. This will make her appear more like a rattlesnake.
2. After turning on the strobe lights, superglue a baby's rattle to her lower back and/or ankles. This will produce a rattling sound guaranteed to get any snake enthusiast in the mood.
3. Perform the act in the middle of a desert or somewhere rattlesnakes can be found. Combine with #2 to attract real rattlesnakes and make it a bigger challenge to avoid being bitten.
Man: "Hey (epileptic) Sarah, you wanna wear these rattle-I mean vampire fangs and have anal sex?"
Sarah: "I *LOVE* twilight! That sounds sexy, lets do it!"
(Later)
Man: "I tried to have a Rattlesnake Rodeo last night with sarah, but she choked to death on the fangs during her seizure and now I'm going to prison."
Friend: That sucks. You should have tried the Alligator Fuckhouse instead.
Sarah: "I *LOVE* twilight! That sounds sexy, lets do it!"
(Later)
Man: "I tried to have a Rattlesnake Rodeo last night with sarah, but she choked to death on the fangs during her seizure and now I'm going to prison."
Friend: That sucks. You should have tried the Alligator Fuckhouse instead.
by indiejones May 11, 2009
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Last night I bagged a 400 pounder, brought her home, and started the rodeo! When my boys busted in yelling and laughing at her, She went crazy, and I only lasted another 4 seconds!
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Behind opera and legitimate theater, the rodeo is the most influential public function to date. Rodeo-goers can enjoy a lovely rustic atmosphere, complete with aromatic manure and the occasional sky-rocketing loogie. Those who frequent rodeos should observe the strict dress code: uncovered heads and sneaker-shod feet are heavily looked down upon. You can find a nice, classy cowboy hat and pair of boots in your size at many local stores. Finally, the entertainment is not to be missed. Daring feats of strength are displayed throughout the event. Talented contestants mount a raging bull, and see how long they can sit on its back before being tossed off. The performances are breathtaking, with authentic fractures and cursing. No refreshments.
-I say, this rodeo is spectacular. His five-second interval on the bull's back seems to represent the shortness of human life.
-What are you talking about? Isn't this animal cruelty?
-Darling, don't be a philistine. This is art.
-What are you talking about? Isn't this animal cruelty?
-Darling, don't be a philistine. This is art.
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Named after the well-known director of several zombie moves, George Romero.
2.) To sit on one's own hand until it goes numb; (otherwise known as "The Stranger") then holding it in ice water until it reaches the desired temperature of a corpse and masturbating with it.
Named after the well-known director of several zombie moves, George Romero.
1.) Rocko was fired from his job at the funeral home for getting caught giving himself a romero with Mrs. Lipschitz.
2.) After losing his job Rocko was forced to improvise since he no longer had access to any dead bodies.
2.) After losing his job Rocko was forced to improvise since he no longer had access to any dead bodies.
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