Riley is a god amongst men, if it’s not his cunning looks or chiseled body it’s his great chat that make the women swoon to him, most men envy him and wish to be just a little bit like him also extremely funny
“Bro that guy is so good looking his name must be Riley”
“Ive nearly fucked as many girls as Riley”
“Bro that guy is so good looking his name must be Riley”
“Ive nearly fucked as many girls as Riley”
by Red rhymes November 22, 2021
Get the Rileymug. Is the nicest person in the world. We beat up anyone who is mean to her friends. She is kind caring and so so so nice and so funny. Now so time Riley is sad but that wont stop her. She will power through it. Even if it becomes more and more annoying her friends will be there to support her. I love you Riley. Your my best friend and nothing gets in your way.
by Your best friend, meg. October 23, 2019
Get the Riley Jonesmug. by Mmmm Boi October 23, 2019
Get the Rileymug. 
A tall lanky teenager who has never had sex, he enjoys sounding and frequently uses the "N-word" even though hes a whigger
by DIMsounds February 14, 2024
Get the Rileymug. One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 15, 2018
Get the Riley Flahertymug. Person 1: walks into class
Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
by maksammich August 29, 2019
Get the Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Masonmug.