Pick-Up Lines

An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.

Examples of Pick-Up Lines:

Example 1:

A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"

Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"

Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."

Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."

Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*

Example 2:

Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"

Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."

Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*

Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."

Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*

by MiVidaCocina July 14, 2014

Butt-Picking

Verb-

1. To scan ash-trays for cigarette butts that look smokable when you've run low on smokes.

Dave: Dude, I was out of smokes yesterday, So I went butt-picking my parents ash-trays. I found a smoke that looked like it'd barely been puffed, Total rapture man.

Jim: Woah, Lucky.

by Hiturunk September 29, 2009

diamond miner's pick axe

Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.

Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

pick up line

A short phrase designed to coerce someone of the opposite sex into having intercourse.

Hey, wanna fuck while your Dad's gone?

by A College Student January 3, 2005

Pick me girl

A term which barbies use to call girls even though they clearly want attention. A version of a bruh girl. A gal who thinks that girls are 'overly dramatic' and tends to hang out with guys. Kind of like a tom boy. Some kinds of pick me girls s!ut shames other girls to show off to boys. They call themselves quirky even though they do things that other people does and think they're special. Nobody likes them and nobody should. They simply belong in hell.

"I'm not like other girls" - Pick Me Girl

"Go back to the kitchen wh0r3" - Pick Me Girl

"I skateboard, am so quirky" - Pick Me Girl

by YourLocal_Dictionary May 9, 2021

Pickaxe

A tool used to fucking mine damn useless rocks. A pickaxe can fucking kill a bitch. You can hit dogs with a pickaxe and fucking kill their ass. Pickaxe rhymes with dick. You can stick a pickaxe up a ass and call it a dick. Your gay ass fuck little brother can suck the pickaxe. You can fuck up anything you want. Bust a capybara’s coochie? Use a pickaxe. Do illegal as fuck surgery on a bitch dog when it’s not sleeping? Use a pickaxe. Fuck up a annoying bitches ass? Use a pickaxe.

I used my pickaxe to take out a dogs heart while it was barking at me.

by FAUBCOK February 10, 2022

I said pick up the soap

Pick up the soap nigga

Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap

by Lazar Blade March 22, 2021