virginia popsicle

you stick your dick in the freezer until that shit is hard af and then u stick it in you girl's anus.

Ty received a whopping virginia popsicle from Michael Fong.

by bitchdong6969 October 23, 2017

Dirty Popsicle

When the girl is giving a blowjob and she sucks all the cum out of your nutsack.

Tess gave Jack a Dirty Popsicle, till he screamed.

by Christian Dickman December 9, 2017

miss polus

the best teacher in the world

miss polus is so funny

by misspolusfan123 December 14, 2017

Sardine Popsicle

Is a really crazy and fun person who is cute as a button. Unicorns are jealous of her

Hey did you see Sardine Popsicle today

No I just saw awesome ness

by Sardine popsicle February 7, 2018

jump popsicle

A popsicle with ass flavor that will make you want to do a lot of shove up boosts

My friend Nathan told me to try out this jump popsicle. I tried it and it was the bomb!

by El negro 69 February 17, 2018

ur pops has no hops

The WORST insult ever made from man, can ACTUALLY KILL GOD HIMSELF AND THE PERSON'S WHOLE FAMILY.
DO.NOT.USE

Person#1: ur mum gay
Person#2: ur dad lesbian
Person#1: ur gramp a tramp
Person#2: ur family tree lgbt
Person#1:ur uncy funky
Person#2: U know what!!!!?
Person#1: What?
Person#2: UR POPS HAS NO HOPS!!!
Person#1: *dies* *family dies* *God Himself dies*

by Inmyfeelsfrfr May 18, 2018

mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018