Poop sock

An item used to hide poop from mommy (Typically stored under the bed). Don’t let her find it.

“Mom found my poop sock :(“

by Rikogordsberry February 5, 2019

Poop Blocked

It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.

Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.

Abbreviation: PB'ed

Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!

Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...

Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.

Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!

by KrazErica + Yewnis February 7, 2013

Poop Chipper

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town

He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.

by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013

Poop ghost

A fart.

"Watch out for that poop ghost."

by Jerry Gray August 25, 2013

Poop Pop

Pop music made solely with fecal matter. It is written on and performed using poop. This form of music sounds like shit, because it is. To date, there have been no songs of this genre to chart in any nation.

This new band Curtis E. Flush and the Clean Wipes are definitely in the poop pop genre. They sound like shit!

by Captain Cid November 19, 2020

poop nigga

Poop nigga reffers to those nigga that just smell like shittt

Dam Jeffery you smell like a poop nigga today

by Lilskies December 23, 2017

Poop on my butt

this is a term that goes with everything it has infinite uses, if u are ever in a uncomfortable convo you can respond with “poop on my butt” if someone asking you a question you don’t wanna answer like for example “how old are you” you can respond with “poop on my butt” as you can see the limits are endless

kylie said “where do u live”
kendall *not wanting to answer truthfully* “poop on my butt”

by MelkGirls July 14, 2020