plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick

Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"

by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Plastic Patriot

An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.

Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.

"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."

"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."

by FrabjusMuckery October 9, 2023

Plastaerowiynd

Simultaneously blowing on plastic to make it shoot out of your mouth onto the floor

That dude uses plastaerowiynd as a projectile weapon after blowing for manipulation if girls

by Im not doing a handle tbh mate November 5, 2023

plastiple

plastiple is when someone has a plastic nipple and it melts off when they sunbathe

"omg did you see Emma's plastiple at the beach today?" "omg yea it was bonkers man!!!!!"

by rawrimanalpha November 7, 2023

Plastic

Of low standard; of inferior quality.

That night out was plastic bad!

by Cock Myles December 23, 2023

Plastic Surgery

HOOOOOOOOOKAY.... Okay.... So...

Plastic Patient "I did it to feel better about myself!"

Hym "That isn't a thing! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! I'm heated! I'm tight off of that! Ok! Ok... That isn't a thing that exists. There is no 'better about yourself' to feel. It's like Santa Claus. You're trying to find Santa Claus. No matter how much time you spend scouring the north pole, you're not going to find Santa Claus. There's no Santa Claus to find! That's what 'doing things to feel better about yourself' is like. So plastic surgery, anything like that. It isn't a thing that exists. It doesn't matter what you do. You're never going to feel better about yourself. It isn't real. It's not a thing. Stop trying to do it. It's irritating to watch."

Plastic Surgeon "You know you can make a pretty decent living as a plastic surgeon."

Hym "I'm going to murder you. I'm going to kill you and I'm not going to stop with you. I'll kill and kill and when I'm done killing all of you I'm going to train more plastic surgeons jist so I will have more plastic surgeons to kill. I won't ever stop! Train. Murder. Train. Murder. That's what my life is going to be from now on. For eternity. Because I know once I start I'll never be able to sate my thirst for surgeon blood. Aliens will pick up the radio signals we shot into space and behind them will be the screams of surgeons, echoing through the universe. 'AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH! MY FACE! MY FAAAACE! HE'S CARVING MY FAAAACE!!!' "

by Hym Iam January 17, 2024