pirate juice

bottles of poisonous liquids. referred to pirate juice because of the skull and crossbones and its ability to be drank.

dude, did you just drink the pirate juice? fuckin call 911.

by km4nd0 April 1, 2004

happy pirate

its when a male is having his cock sucked and before he cums, he pulls it out and goes in one the person's eye then instantly after he slaps the person with his member and the person goes yarrrrrrr.

by Smatt October 23, 2003

Urgent Pirate

When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find. Possibly he would even pirate a man's ass in his haste. Very bad news to be standing in front of such a pirate in line for, say, groceries.

That Urgent Pirate just stabbed your nasty-ass mom in the butt!

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Pirate Date

A double date where one of the couples is already dating and the other couple is being set up, so the date is 50% blind.

I met my wife on a pirate date - her friend Allison and my friend Mark had been dating for years, and the four of us went out.

by Long John McEyePatch Silver March 12, 2009

Pirate Pistol

A college co-ed coined term for a sexual act of inserting the index and middle finger in the vagina of a woman and the pinky of the same hand in the anus. or: "Two in the pink, one in the stink!"

guy 1 -"How was the date?"

guy 2 -" Hawt, I gave her the pirate pistol!"

by Brandolfor June 5, 2009

release a pirate

drop a dump. take a shit.. canning a duce... swampin' a yard ape.. sinking a brown pickle..

"be right back, i gotta go release a pirate."

or if it's gonna be a biggin' you'd say "Hey im gonna bounce outtie for a quick second I gotta go release a crew."

see also : free a pirate, or drown a pirate...

by stank nugget July 4, 2004

pirate plug

The part of the male anatomy that hangs between the legs. While often confused with having a bone, it does not.

He has a huge pirate plug

by rhea johnson February 26, 2008