kaylee pill

Many people are familiar of the Chris Pill, something to guide both Chris's and Non-Chris's to beauty, wealth, and love. Chris's are thought of as a cosmic deity in the Chris Pill religion, but I've noticed that me, being a god myself, has no religion yet to worship and praise me, so I've decided to fix it.

The Kaylee pill is much alike the Chris Pill, but instead of only guiding it's members to solutions, it will guide them to success. It will guide it's followers to love and a better future, but not only will it guide it's followers to the solution --- it will guide YOU to the solution if you allow it.

Take the Kaylee Pill.

Redesign yourself.

Become a new you.

Become a BETTER you.

Take the Kaylee Pill, my friend. Take it and COPE.

by toskers August 2, 2021

ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

pill-roast

snapping a pill in half, taking one half orally and sticking the other up your batty crease

rah that pill-roast has got me waved

by rorysagimp February 19, 2022

Pudge pill

Donut

Let's stop for pudge pills.

by Docbuddy August 18, 2021

Vagina Pilled

The act of incelibacy that increases raw knowledge such as being racist.

Pierce is based and Vagina Pilled

by Yogh August 24, 2021

Pill

An individual who is overzealous, over involved, or too on to some shit nobody else cares about or wants to be concerned with at the time. Much like how a pill that you consume has the capability to over influence of your mind/mental state.

"It's been over 2 months and Dylan still won't shut up about The Wire. What a pill."
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"Quit being a pill, Will, we all f***ing know Lil Nas X slaps okay!"

by easydoesit47 September 2, 2021

Crazy Pills

A figurative medication that makes one insane.

You might say that you feel as if you are "taking crazy pills" when another person or people act in such an unreasonable manner or fail to notice something so painfully obvious that you begin to question your own sanity.

The man has only one look for christ's sake! Blue steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
-Mugatu, Zoolander

by Large Bill May 19, 2021