peter kay

the ultimate legend! do you know any one else from bolton who can get more then 1 person in a room to laugh with them and not at them!

"garlic-bread"

"you mean garlic...... and bread!"

"gaaaaaaaarlic bread!"

by sausage fingas May 8, 2005

Peter Piper

When a guy is eatin a girl out with one finger up her but then procedes to bite her clit

Janets pussy smelt bad so Ryan gave her a peter piper.

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

peter parker

When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"

she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.

by jon abbot August 7, 2007

Millimeter Peter

A drug addict who rapes young girls in their sleep.

Boy, you are a millimeter peter.

by Do drugs October 23, 2018

The Touch of Peter

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch

(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!

by ROFLCOPTER007 July 7, 2009

Peter Nathan

A dirty hole inbetween your bum cheeks

Oh shit, my Peter Nathan is itchy!

by mvp20 May 7, 2011

peter-inlaw

when you and your friends have sex with the same girl.

im glad i did'nt have sex with her then i would be peter-inlaws with half the damn town

by septicwater February 4, 2010