eat the panda

Going down on a female student at the University of Alberta.

Did you eat the panda last night?

by Albertapanda July 11, 2014

panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.

*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD

by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013

smelly panda

The results of sexual intercourse when the male produces highly potent protein semen.

"Shes got a smelly panda after her encounter with Daniel"

by onthepersuitofhappiness March 29, 2015

panda downs

When you eat at panda express and after 1-2 hours you feel awful, tired, and regretful that you ate there.

Yo I'd love to play basketball later but I just had lunch and got the worst case of panda downs.

by melksteak April 30, 2015

dope panda

fat people that grow weed in their backyard and sell it for cheap.

man, you should see my dope panda.

by mr.poopyface May 8, 2015

Panda PlaySafe

A playground that provides sustainability, safety and fun! All children loves the company and is asking all schools to buy it. The contract has been given to this playground company from Stonebridge Public School .

Everyone loves Panda PlaySafe

by PandaPlaySafe June 27, 2015

Panda Express

A sexual position, where the girl is bent over with her hands on the ground in front of her, with the guy behind her holding her hair. Can be used for any type of intercourse.

Last night, he Panda Expressed me until I couldn't stand up straight!!

by Kittykat_84 August 27, 2015