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Five-pack

A gift given to a friend whereby you buy a six-pack of beer, or some similar beverage, but drink one before you give it to them.
I was going to give Jeremy a five-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but I hate PBR, so I got him Yuengling instead.
by carayzi July 20, 2016
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packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;
I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.
by CtC May 30, 2014
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The V Pack

A package of essentials containing the following:
A 2-Liter Coca Cola Product
A Pizza Hut Pizza
A Pack of Marlboro Reds

This Package is essential for the start of a work day.
Just went out and got myself The V Pack, ready to start work
by Kaiga August 16, 2011
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The Slow Pack

The act of intentionally packing up your belongings and leaving an establishment in a slower than usual manner, in hopes of resuming a conversation that you had with someone you were interested in or attracted to from beforehand.
I was chatting up this cute biddie before recitation, I think she wanted me to ask her for her number, becuase we both did The Slow Pack after class, but I was too big of a pussy and went home instead.
by KTO1 February 18, 2018
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Clit Pack

An extended pack of lesbians, lesbians (and sometimes transsexuals) that share fashion tips and (largely when drunk) beds.
"Drama alert, the clit pack has arrived".

"Yah but some of them are lipstick lesbians, hell they are hot!"

"Yah but you can't compete to all of them daisychaining each other, since you have a dick. If you hit on the cute ones in the pack they will gang-humiliate you."
by Khannea July 11, 2010
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Turtle Pack

When one has very large testicles and or penis, they will have a large bulge in their trousers that can be easily noticed.
That guy walking past the chippy has got a huge turtle pack!!
by BoatMan May 28, 2015
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