Robert Pattinson

A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.

Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."

by forthright December 3, 2011

Pattie Slapper

A woman who makes patties. A derogatory term, no idea where it came from though!

She's a right old pattie slapper.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

The Patty Wagon

The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.

"Michael sent the patty wagon Jennas' way after the party last night for $1,000 each"

by Michael Lange August 19, 2006

Patty

Whore like behavior. Tends to hit on married individuals.

That person is a patty.

by Tiara2015 August 6, 2017

The Krabby Patty

A form of voluntary sexual torture, in which a mans penis is grinded up using a meat grinder, it is one of the extreme forms of cock and ball torture.

“My fucking penis got grinded up last night while taking the Krabby Patty challenge.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 10, 2019

Get Nate fucking pattied

Getting Nate pattied is when a anti social person try’s to get fucked and when he finds his prey he gets recorded by a douchebag and the prey try’s to run out last minutes OOPS YA GOT NATE PATTIED

Guy with the phone:When she went to the bathroom she don Get Nate fucking pattied
The victim:nigga

by CJCoolBoyZ April 18, 2019

Patterned

Patterned is when you change something about yourself/do something that someone told you to do when trying to insult you

Someone : "Go fix your teeth!"
You : *goes and fixes teeth only because that person told them to*
Someone else : "Damn she/he just got Patterned!"

by Someone sksksks May 6, 2019