owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018

tossing your own pancake

Another term for female masturbation

Person 1 : "I studied really hard last night"

Person 2: " No I bet you were just tossing your own pancake"

Person 1: " Yeah you're probably right"

by GetRekt69M8 June 10, 2016

I'm my own boss

Become self-employed.

since I'm my own boss, my hours are flexible

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

hearts their own text

So so sad

Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny

by Llllllllllllllli May 16, 2022

Archive of our own

A fanfiction website, where the mods censor you for even speaking about palestine, yet allow roblox child rape fanfictions. Genuinely one of the most demented websites on this planet

Guy 1: Watcha reading?
Guy 2: Oh i'm reading 007n7 raping Coolkidd on Archive of our own
Guy 1:Can you blow your shit CLEAN OFF.

by pedophile ENDER August 13, 2025

Pooped in his own hand

An action that backfired horribly
Karma

"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?

by popthatbvssy August 9, 2022