Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

onion 2

after years of research, we have finally made it. its perfection is too great for this world.

Man I just love Onion 2!

by The Xer of the Phres January 26, 2021

6 Peice Onion

Originated by rapper Yeat. a "6 peice onion" is a way of saying $6k. "peice onion" however may be used for any amount of thousands of dollars e.g "100 piece onion" would be in this case $100k

më & my twizzy just ran up a 6 peice onion fukkit

by twizzyromani September 21, 2021

Feisty onion

When someone is being a tad cheeky and making you cry. These are people who are many layered in their levels of meanness and pettiness

Well damn she's being a feisty onion today . We should just call her that permanently

by Priprixx December 11, 2016

Onion Effect

A phenomenon in which a person's odor is so potent that it causes others' eyes to burn and tear up, much like the effects of cutting an onion.

The new hire quit due to his onion effect!

by milkdrinker October 10, 2025

Bush onions

it’s a synonym for std’s (sexual transmitted disease).

Hey guys you know that girl from last night, she gave me the bush onions.

by Bushyonionboy August 9, 2020

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022