You do a Logan Paul but fuck the tree and the dead body. It also means to snap a very long branch off a tree and shove it up your rectum.
Guy- hey wanna go tree thrusting?
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!
by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019
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Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
by Deekp145 December 5, 2019
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Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.
by Dstew1024 December 21, 2017
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by ksmity February 3, 2020
Get the bff tree mug.A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.
Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
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He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle
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He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle
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