if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG
by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017
A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
by Star Platinum April 26, 2014
When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
by Aidsandcancer August 15, 2018
A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
by givesies February 22, 2018
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
by Peter long lasting June 22, 2010
Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
by Art Corr June 06, 2020
A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.
by ZelaromoraleZ July 14, 2020