extreme couching

if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG
Yesterday I did nothing except extreme couching all day. Fam, it was marvelous!
by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017
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couch twerk

A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.
by Star Platinum April 26, 2014
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Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"
by Aidsandcancer August 15, 2018
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Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!
by givesies February 22, 2018
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couch fuckin

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
by Peter long lasting June 22, 2010
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Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place
by Art Corr June 06, 2020
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Couch-cutter

A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.
Be careful letting him stay overnight by himself...Poor fella'. He's a couch-cutter.
by ZelaromoraleZ July 14, 2020
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