TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 3, 2025

Table Bunny

A girl brought to a sporting field that is not there to participate, but sits at the table with the gear and equipment all day.

I'm going to lock my phone and wallet in the car, want me to take yours?
No that's okay, Jake's bringing his table bunny, she'll watch the stuff.

by blmtwitch August 13, 2022

Glass Table

Where every deep conversation with your homies goes down

Remember the conversation at the glass table last night?

by Evilmario22404 July 3, 2018

Table

An object

Amount of money (millions)

Get on the table

I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go

by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023

Set the table

When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.

I didn’t want to have to worry about the mess after I came, so I set the table before I started.

by Ryzonup September 4, 2021

Round Table

A chain of pizza parlors with numerous locations in Alaska,Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington.

"You've lived here 4 months already...and still haven't been to Round Table?!"
"Yeah...so? Pizza isn't really my favorite."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you!"

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020

Tennessee Table Top

The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing

Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.

by ThatGuyGodfrey March 9, 2025