swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

Co-own a boat

When two heterosexual males come to an agreement to have sex with each other if no other options are available. It's not gay if it's between you and the sea.

O wow, nice boat! Thanks I co-own a boat with my other heterosexual male friend 😉

by AubergineMachine April 14, 2023

GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!

1. When you want to murder someone in a hot tempered fury but in-spite of your anger you care so little for them that you'd rather that they dig a hole six feet deep and 6 feet long with a shovel and after doing such back braking labor climb inside of said hole and bury them self alive so you don't have to do it for them.

2. when used repeatedly it implies they should undertake this task right now and stop doing anything else they might've been doing or have planed for the rest of there life.

Peter: " Hey Jose, do you like to suck gay dicks? or just you father penis?'

Jose: "GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU LIMEY FUCKER!!!! "

Peter: " ummm..."

Jose: "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!"

Peter: " alright I'll get a shovel... just tell my wife I love..."

Jose: " SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! and DIG!"

by Pissed-off-'BERTA-Bastard April 25, 2023

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

bring your own guts

Term coined by Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney to describe the mindset players should have for game-day. Clemson will give players on scholarship free tuition, but only the players themselves can bring toughness and determination to their game. BYOG means that players should play hard-nosed football with tenacity and spirit

Dabo: We give you stipends, and meals, and a place to live. We give you nice uniforms. I can’t give you guts. And I can’t give you heart. And tonight, hey, it was B.Y.O.G. Bring your own guts

by Hank28 November 28, 2023

pull your own weight

Not sit down and watch the work progress instead of contributing yourself to the work and being an equal member of the group.

When you work on a group project it is is important to pull your own weight

by Ksndnkxkkd December 13, 2023