Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020
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couch tomato

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.
by Not your uncle April 09, 2019
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Couch Puddle

When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.
I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.
by Trill Gang December 30, 2018
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Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.
I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.
by PoppyReed April 29, 2018
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Couch pro

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.
Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."
by Danager1989 April 13, 2017
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 27, 2021
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