fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 7, 2003

road rules

white people doing some crazy ass shit!!!

"white person" hey dude on road rules i jumped of a cliff i t was narly!!!

by rico hernandez July 22, 2003

Road Chili

The end result an animal becomes after being hit by a vehicle.

That poor raccoon is road chili.

by Edna(c: January 4, 2009

road rules

The rules in which people have to adhere to, to drive legally on the roads. These are policed by law enforcment agencies and fine's are distributed to those who do not adhere.

Sir, if you do not adhere to the road rules, I will have to issue you with a fine.

by sketchie July 24, 2003

road rules

A set of rules defined by the stupid Highway Patrol Division in each and every state.

Do not exceed 70 MPH...

by Kelly Castle July 26, 2003

road diet

When a wide, high-speed road is redesigned to be more narrow, have slower traffic, and more space designated for bicycles, pedestrians, and plant material.

Did you hear? The city council approved the road diet for University Drive. They're going to take it down from 7 lanes to 4, reduce the speed limit, put a median down the center with trees, widen the sidewalks, and stripe bike lanes on both sides. It'll be so much better. I can't wait to see it finished!

by orangek July 22, 2011

road smoke

fellatio while the receiver is driving.

Road smoke made the long drive seem shorter and more dangerous.

by dickcake March 9, 2009