balls cold

A expression of how cold it is, either used alone, or in a scale. The logical extension of "cold as balls"

Primus: It is balls cold, dude.

Secundus: How may balls?

Primus: Three balls, man. Three balls cold.

by cold_balls January 10, 2010

Cold Link

When you carbon copy (CC) someone in an email (or other messaging medium) without their permission, where there may be a reason for the person to resent being included; for example if the content of the message is controversial.

Secretary: "Hey, you cold linked me in that message to the boss - why drag me into it?"

Office Worker: "The boss said to tell you you're fired."

by LordScree September 30, 2011

cold rofl

also refered to as "whiskey dick"
when a guy cant get it up or has a raging semi.
cold because he aint gettin hot, and rofl because it is hilarious!

guy1: how was the bar?
guy2: I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but I drank too much and cold rofled

girl1: what'd you do last night?
girl2: tried to have sex with my boyfriend, I dont know what his problem was but the only thing he got was a cold rofl.

by Sunshine_Babe89 December 12, 2009

The cold war

A war that included 2 most known wars such as the Vietnam War and the soviet Afghanistan war.

The cold war lasted from 1947-1991 Which started with the 2 global super powers, USSR. USA. breaking allianced and because the berlin airlift. And ended with the soviet union, USSR. Collapsing .

by REE man September 19, 2020

nosebreath cold

When it is so cold outside that when you breathe out of your nose you can see it.

"Hey John, it's 10 degrees outside!" "Wow Billy, that's nosebreath cold!"

by luluyakyak January 31, 2009

Cold Slaw

When a woman gives you a blow job after drinking a cold beverage.

Damn she served me the best cold slaw last night!

by The Cold Slawer June 29, 2018

cold cuts

pussy lips

by mike August 29, 2003