This is an imaginary jar that holds all the pointless/useless/worthless stories that are told by all people. Once a pointless story is told you cup your hands in the shape of a circle, thus creating the top of a jar. Luckily the jar is imaginary so it is limitless and easy to be transported to and fro.
"This one time, at band camp."
"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."
"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."
by Anita Cocke May 7, 2010
Get the Pointless Story Jarmug. A popular animation YouTube channel with over 12 million subscribers.
The thing is, none of their stories are true.
The thing is, none of their stories are true.
by Piaaaa124 July 26, 2022
Get the My story animatedmug. An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.
I just got dumped. Story of my life.
I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
I just got dumped. Story of my life.
I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.
by Da Milkman July 1, 2009
Get the Story Of My Lifemug. When somebody brags about catching a huge record breaking trophy fish, and then throwing it back into the sea. You just have to believe them. From the Obama Administration's claim that they got Osama, and then they buried him at sea so he will never be seen again. You just have to believe them.
John bragged that he caught a record breaking marlin that was so huge that it HAD to have been a record breaker, however, he released it back into the sea. You just had to have been there. WHAT AN OSAMA FISH STORY!!!!
by pmetrus May 29, 2011
Get the osama fish storymug. by Wes_Myers October 21, 2008
Get the Toy story 2mug. Women who believe "love" is like it is in the movies. They believe men are romantic and compassionate and will give their lives for their women.
Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.
Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.
Q: Will you love me like The Notebook?
A: No, it's not possible to love someone like that. Don't watch those kinds of movies...they give you Love Story Complex!
A: No, it's not possible to love someone like that. Don't watch those kinds of movies...they give you Love Story Complex!
by angda13 May 12, 2009
Get the Love Story Complexmug. by TaySmitty August 3, 2010
Get the Koree Storymug.