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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.
- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf
by [Exh0] May 30, 2025
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confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be
"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"
by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024
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i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang
tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

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'starts dancing like a garbage'
by ok i pull up June 12, 2022
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There are two meanings- one suggests positive, peaceful and proactive approach to potential conflicts-
The other is to eliminate any potential future problems before they have a chance to become one.
The best advice I can give is- live your life as strife-free as possible by avoiding any conflict. The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.
by MÄTThëBRÄTT April 13, 2025
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Never lose your faith

A phrase used by anti-satanic and anti-pagan religions which basically means don’t give up or it’s not bad worshipping Christ or Allah
Satanist: You’re bad because you don’t worship the apostate of wrath!

Christian: Never lose your faith
by UrNansLifeSupport March 24, 2024
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