"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
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Get the Co-own a boat mug.1. When you want to murder someone in a hot tempered fury but in-spite of your anger you care so little for them that you'd rather that they dig a hole six feet deep and 6 feet long with a shovel and after doing such back braking labor climb inside of said hole and bury them self alive so you don't have to do it for them.
2. when used repeatedly it implies they should undertake this task right now and stop doing anything else they might've been doing or have planed for the rest of there life.
2. when used repeatedly it implies they should undertake this task right now and stop doing anything else they might've been doing or have planed for the rest of there life.
Peter: " Hey Jose, do you like to suck gay dicks? or just you father penis?'
Jose: "GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU LIMEY FUCKER!!!! "
Peter: " ummm..."
Jose: "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!"
Peter: " alright I'll get a shovel... just tell my wife I love..."
Jose: " SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! and DIG!"
Jose: "GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU LIMEY FUCKER!!!! "
Peter: " ummm..."
Jose: "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!"
Peter: " alright I'll get a shovel... just tell my wife I love..."
Jose: " SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! and DIG!"
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Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! mug.Oooohhhh... ok. I see it. Yeah, I just watched that "Don't worry darling" movie. It was alright. I'm a little disappointed I DIDN'T write any of it. I was like 90% sure I'd have a line or two.... Oh, well I guess...
Iam "Wait, so... Are we supposed be the wife? The blonde?"
Hym "Hmmm.... Yes. Yes we are."
Iam "Right, cus he says 'If you have something to say, use your own words' right? So, yeah that makes me think it's, like, us. I mean, it was alright. Was that her first time directing? I mean, it was a good first attempt."
Hym "I feel like Jordan getting stabbed could have been more compelling. And the dialogue was a little on the nose. 'Silly man it's my turn now' or whatever? Blegh!"
Iam "Aw shit, spoilers..."
Hym "Hmmm.... Yes. Yes we are."
Iam "Right, cus he says 'If you have something to say, use your own words' right? So, yeah that makes me think it's, like, us. I mean, it was alright. Was that her first time directing? I mean, it was a good first attempt."
Hym "I feel like Jordan getting stabbed could have been more compelling. And the dialogue was a little on the nose. 'Silly man it's my turn now' or whatever? Blegh!"
Iam "Aw shit, spoilers..."
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Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."
Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
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