Gay Tax

Noun- a tax that the gays are required to take from everyone (the tax being a chip...from anybody around that has one)

Hey, "gay tax" I need one of those chips!"

by Power trooper February 11, 2024

Fanning Tax

The opposite of Fanum Tax. When you get Fanning taxed you take a extra bite

Luke: Get Fanning Taxed!
Me: *Takes a bite*

by Fanningtax October 24, 2023

Multi Tax

If after hitting a 1000x+ multiplier, you must always chase for one more. if one more multiplier does not hit, the money spent chasing the second multiplier is considered "Multi Tax"

i won $1000 on a 1000x multi but spent $69 trying to get one more, damn multi tax

by ImEnjayy February 15, 2025

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Abylay Tax

When a fat nigga apple pie taxes ur shit

Yo fatbylay to abylay tax my shit nigga

by bigsteppers123 November 21, 2023

Dutchuk Tax

A tax put on by Dutchuk on everything she sells
She's a scammer

Friend 1: How much did you pay for L.A.
Friend 2: $4400 for four days
Friend 1: Wasn't the quote $3500
Friend 2: It was
Friend 1: Didn't you ask Dutchuk about it
Friend 2: She provided the costs and they add up to $3200 per person
Friend 1: What about the remaining $1200
Friend 2: You forgot about the DUTCHUK TAX
Friend 1: What's that
Friend 2: Dutchuk tax is Dutchuk overcharging for everything

by anonymous May 30, 2023

sin-tax

the tax for sinning. it's literally in the name, what do you mean i'm wrong?! it's the 'sin-tax'. the tax you have to pay for sinning- don't look at me like that! you know i'm right, you're just jealous i'm the one who has the balls to say it!

"Oooh, someone's gonna have to pay the sin-tax~"

by eli-dino January 21, 2022