Piss muffin

When you run out of insults so you resort to combining a verb and a noun.

You know what Anthony! your a damn piss muffin

by minkycok June 9, 2020

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 3, 2017

Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 8, 2022

Skrub muffin

A squeaker with no life and thinks the are better than anyone

"Shut up ya skrub muffin"

by Weenislord23 November 29, 2016

Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016

Muffin Gamer

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.

Karen is a muffin gamer.

by Beeg nene May 18, 2020

Muffin Gasket

A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.

I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.

by gnelcajon June 9, 2015