n. A person who is one em away from being a moron
adj. Pertaining to the above-mention type of person.
adj. Pertaining to the above-mention type of person.
by Freethinker July 7, 2004
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* They believe the following:
1) Believe God's name is Elloheem
2) Jesus and Satan are brothers
3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates.
4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies
5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have
6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things
7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people
8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet
9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles
10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm
11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)
* They believe the following:
1) Believe God's name is Elloheem
2) Jesus and Satan are brothers
3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates.
4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies
5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have
6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things
7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people
8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet
9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles
10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm
11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)
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a pathetic religious group that get pwned by the jehovah's witnesses. JW's are better. mormons rely on having huge families to get more people in their religion because they suck so much at converting people. they may seem jolly and good-hearted to many, but their foundation of their religion is more corrupt than one may think.
by afr1 March 27, 2005
Get the mormon mug.mormons (latter days saints) are very respectable people. they dont have rules, but guidelines that they personally choose to follow to live a richer, more fullfilled life. they do NOT practice polygamy. they are not a cult. they are just a christian religion that believes it has the truth.
by tallchicka July 16, 2005
Get the mormon mug.A girl who may appear sweet and innocent on the outside, but is actually a mean and manipulative person. She tends to want what she can't have and get hateful when she doesn't get what she wants. This girl always has other girls to back up her hatefulness because to them, she still appears sweet and nice. Morgans are bad people who should be burned to the stake. Girls with the name Morgan, also tend to play the victim and play it well.
by JonDose January 29, 2015
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