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Mormon

n. A person who is one em away from being a moron
adj. Pertaining to the above-mention type of person.
It turns out that not all people from Utah are Mor(m)ons, fortunately.
by Freethinker July 7, 2004
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Mormon

* Proper term is LDS
* They believe the following:

1) Believe God's name is Elloheem

2) Jesus and Satan are brothers

3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates.

4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies

5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have

6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things

7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people

8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet

9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles

10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm

11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)
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mormon

a pathetic religious group that get pwned by the jehovah's witnesses. JW's are better. mormons rely on having huge families to get more people in their religion because they suck so much at converting people. they may seem jolly and good-hearted to many, but their foundation of their religion is more corrupt than one may think.
they dont drink alcohol becuse it is a sin, but jesus drank wine. what do you say about that?
by afr1 March 27, 2005
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mormon

mormons (latter days saints) are very respectable people. they dont have rules, but guidelines that they personally choose to follow to live a richer, more fullfilled life. they do NOT practice polygamy. they are not a cult. they are just a christian religion that believes it has the truth.
The mormons are very happy and content, and should be treated equally like all other religions.
by tallchicka July 16, 2005
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Morgan

A girl who may appear sweet and innocent on the outside, but is actually a mean and manipulative person. She tends to want what she can't have and get hateful when she doesn't get what she wants. This girl always has other girls to back up her hatefulness because to them, she still appears sweet and nice. Morgans are bad people who should be burned to the stake. Girls with the name Morgan, also tend to play the victim and play it well.
Morgan says, "You skank ass bitch, I'm going to report you to the police for cyber bullying."
by JonDose January 29, 2015
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morgen

He was totally suckin' on a morgen.
by Cracka Chris February 26, 2008
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Mormon Threeway

Intense frottaging amongst three fully clothed people.
Hey, Jesse, I think that we can convince that stripper to try a Mormon Threeway!!!
by Guido Parmesan September 7, 2010
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