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Mississippi Southpaw

the act of getting anally fingered in a shitty ass whilst behind an Arby's.
Person 1: Hey how did your date go with Jessica?
Person 2: It was great, until I found out all she wanted was a Mississippi Southpaw.
by IbuprofenMuncher January 23, 2025
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Mississippi snowball

When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits the cum into another girls vagina.
Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they weren’t in violation of the MississippiConception Begins at Erection” Act.
by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025
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Mississippi snowball

When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits the cum into another girls vagina.
Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they weren’t in violation of the MississippiConception Begins at Erection” Act.
by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025
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Mississippi snowball

When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits it into another girls vagina.
Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they would not be in violation of the MississippiConception Begins at Erection” Act.
by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025
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Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”
by Baby Dick January 24, 2025
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Mississippi mud slide

When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.
by Dandownhill February 9, 2025
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Missisipi toaster

Sticking two pieces of toast in someones ass, cumming in it, letting it get hot and when its toasted you slap the persons ass so hard the toast shoots out
Jake: "hey Bro that missisipi toaster was lit"

James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"

Jake "yeah it was
by Thebellybuttonmaster March 14, 2025
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