midnight lover

Whore at midnight who sucks your dick in the morning

Hee Mark do you remember that midnight lover of 2 years ago?

by Teun5 September 10, 2016

midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016

Midnight Popeye's

You sell your roommate to sex traffickers or death cult. Use profits to buy fresh fruit.

You missed out on the Midnight Popeye's. Sorry Catherine. Kiwi FTW.

by Rogue Caseworker June 28, 2016

Midnight name

The name your dominant lover, sir, or mistress calls you by when you're being summoned for a spanking, usually late at night; your pet name.

Guy:hey babe, with a booty like that, you look like you're just beggin for a spanking! What's your name?
Girl: actually I am looking for a spanking, my names Sarah but you can call me Cherry, it's my midnight name.

by Lonesentry July 27, 2016

Midnight Ass

The act of intercourse
...
...
...at night

Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.

by Tronalfazz October 1, 2016

Midgical

Midgical means a magical midget. The word is most commonly used to describe a leprechaun. It is a very tiny person who has magical powers. It can also be described as a mythical creature typically represented as human with very bushy dark hair, big blue eyes, and rosey cheeks. Wearing dark oversized clothing.

I wish I was midgical

by Jeffrey Houston October 23, 2016