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Michael

He’s pretty chill at first, but once you get to know him, he’s the funniest, weirdest, and dumbest crackhead you know. He’s super duper handsome and would do anything for the people he loves. He has a great sense of humor too, oh and he SUCKS at spelling. He believes he isn’t good enough for some people (which is not true). He’s also very cute and crazy hehe (ilysfm Michael)
Michael: No one would fucking care about me.
Girl who’s secretly crushing on him: HOL UP EXCUSE ME? WHAT AM I DOING HERE THEN?!
by mammamiax October 4, 2019
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Michaelrowave

Michaelrowave is the extended form of Michael/and or Mike.
Ayo my boy Michaelrowave da sghetty ready.”
by Gangmastercrip May 25, 2020
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michael jorbum

Michael jorbum is an overrated lob merchant that never won anything without pippen or Rodman and played in the worst defensive era of the nba. He is also known as being the son of lebron James and kareem abdul jabar. If you say anything bad about him he will"take it personally" and rejoin the league for 2 seasons, averaging 18 points and nothing else. His personal dick suckers, known as jordansexuals, like to say that no one will ever be better than him, even though in a few years he won't even be top 10 in scoring. They also say 2 good ish years is better than 18 years of dominance that the two of many players better than him performed
Michael jorbum is not top 3 all time
by PessiPendu August 20, 2023
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visit George Michael

To use a public restroom, especially one in a park.
I have to pee so bad! I'm going to visit George Michael. Refers to his arrest for lewd acts in a public restroom.
by bcericks August 4, 2010
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Pulling a George Michael

The act of awkwardly following someone of the same sex into a bathroom
Bob - "Joe followed me into the bathroom yesterday"
Tom - "He totally was totally pulling a George Michael"
by Jermaine McGrizzle August 30, 2010
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arch angel Michael

the third created child of the original 14 of Yaweh ( god) Hebrew: mikaelyz

The one who cast Hallayel/lucifer out of heaven

Michael is a warrior angel he has platinum blonde hair, deep blue eyes and high cheekbones. The depiction of lucifer is often confused with Michael, whereas Michaels brother lucifer has darker blonde hair and a square face and was an angel of music.
by chloedecker7 December 24, 2020
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Michael

Michael is a guy that any girl would like to be with. Hes perfect. Not to metion hot. The most athletic guy in the school. Anyone who would be able to be with him is definately in luck.
Wow, he is such a Michael, look at how he kicks that soccer ball.
by michellexD3471625 January 13, 2011
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