professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

by 🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑 October 19, 2020

Semi-Mexican

a person who was born in Mexico came back the U.S.A and caught a really white accent and lost all Mexican heritage

Semi-Mexican: omg my g-friends needs to stop texting me
Mexican: Dude wern't you born in mexico

by Riko98 March 16, 2009

mexican army

Mostly a French expression "armée mexicaine" in reference to the Mexican Revolution, where the Revolutionary Army, including many of its generals, was seen from the outside as composed mainly of peasants with no military training.

The phrase underlies the inability to lead with several inconsistent contractors, and especially an organization where everyone holds an honorary position.

That company operates as the mexican army!

by Fishing Fishy Fish October 15, 2020

Mexican jet

That fast-moving, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole the morning after you've eaten a hot Mexican meal.

- Boy, I sure did enjoy that new Mexican restaurant last night!

- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.

by Vadissimo November 1, 2008

Mexican Hotbox

When the driver of a vehicle lets a beefy fart, then locks the windows, forcing the other occupants to marinate in the aroma

"Why is that guy in the backseat gagging and trying to break the window out?" "See the driver laughing? Dude just pulled a Mexican hotbox"

by Baloo76 May 17, 2014

Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 August 14, 2008

Mexican Siphon

The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).

Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".

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by Dubsack63 January 20, 2013