Mexican Hotbox

When the driver of a vehicle lets a beefy fart, then locks the windows, forcing the other occupants to marinate in the aroma

"Why is that guy in the backseat gagging and trying to break the window out?" "See the driver laughing? Dude just pulled a Mexican hotbox"

by Baloo76 May 17, 2014

mexican burrito

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo

jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"

by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022

Mexican Blower

The kind of nasty, long, loud, rip-roaring fart you only get after eating Mexican Cuisine.

Timmy: Rips Loud One
Josh: "Oh my God, that was fucking horrible!"
Timmy: Sorry, Mexican blower, I went to the Taqueria earlier.

by The Lucky Lightman November 29, 2011

professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

by 🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑 October 19, 2020

Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 August 14, 2008

Mexican Science

Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.

The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.

We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)

by Garboth May 22, 2008

Mexican Siphon

The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).

Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".

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by Dubsack63 January 20, 2013