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Mentally Handi-Blacked 

When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.
Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked
Mentally Handi-Blacked by was379 January 16, 2019

Neutered Metal 

Neutered Metal is some funny dude monkey strumming two or three muddy chords with a knit cap on jumping up and down. AND NO LEAD GUITAR!...This stuff is REAL funny!
Just watch MTV. I rest my case!
Neutered Metal by Zilla November 30, 2003

closet metalhead 

A person who thoroughly enjoys metal, rock, alternative or other headbanging music but doesn't express it or know it yet.
Alyssa loved rock n roll but kept it a secret for fear of what her parents or friends may think. She was a closet metalhead.

Pop music became repetative and annoying after a while, so Don turned to classic rock and found that he loved it. He was a closet metalhead all along.

hustler mentality 

to be able to to use their brains to make it in this world.

They outsmart the smart, cunning, and has streetsmarts. They know how to get money and is skilled at doing it to. Also they can be so sly that they can sell you stuff you don't need.
Allison uses her hustler mentality every day to get what she wants on the streets.

doom metal

A specific style of metal music with a gloomy atmosphere and slow-tempoed instrument playing. Many consider Candlemass' "Epicus Doomicus Metallicus" to be one of the first doom metal albums.
Person #1 "Let's listen to Linkin Park in your car, yo!"

Person #2 "We'll listen to Candlemass, and if you interrupt the music at any time I will be forced to stop at Guitar Center and stab you in the eye with the headstock of a Jackson soloist model."
doom metal by Yngiwe Malmsteen November 11, 2003

florida death metal 

A subgenre of death metal that started in the late 80's and is composed of bands such as Morbid Angel, Obituary, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Malevolent Creation, Monstrosity, Resurrection, and so on.

Tampa is the most prevelant home to Florida Death Metal bands. Morbid Angel, Obituary, Cannibal Corpse, and Deicide are some of the most notable ones to live and record in Tampa. Morrisound Studios is where a great many classic death metal albums were recorded, like CC's Tomb of the Mutilated, Morbid Angel's Covenant, Obituary's Cause of Death, and even Brazilian thrashers Sepultura came to Tampa in 1991 to record Arise with producer Scott Burns, who also produced numerous death metal albums.

The style of Florida death metal is not easily defined, it varies from cannibal corpses blood and guts themes to deicides anti-christian ranting. But it is usually just straight forward and to the point, no fancy productions or studio wizardy with an emphasis on riffs and song structures. some bands are more techinical than others. Most of them use blast beats and especially double bass, vocals go from thrash yelling to low guttural growls to high shrieks.

Overall, death metal would not be the same without these bands. Florida swamp death metallers unite.
florida death metal by Jeremy Adams November 14, 2007