Obsessing with masturbation
Matt: Dude you have a Obsessive Masturbation Disorder
Braeden: I have been trying to get help, but it is not working to well
Braeden: I have been trying to get help, but it is not working to well
by badentransportation August 19, 2011
It time to have some fun !! April 13 is National Masturbate Day !! Go jerk off or finger! Any will do!!
by Braylen215 April 13, 2018
Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher
After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.
by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009
It is where you mind fuck a friend/sibling or family member and in that mind-fuck you soon realized that you have also mind-fucked yourself.
Jake: He Dori! too bad we couldn't get in-n-out the other night because it was closed.
Dori: Actually there was some in-n-out wink wink
Both: hahahaha
Jake: that was a great sexual innuendo Dori.
Jake: If only we had a sexual innuendo for that sexual innuendo....o wait, i just mind-fucked myself.
example of mind-fuck masturbation ^
Dori: Actually there was some in-n-out wink wink
Both: hahahaha
Jake: that was a great sexual innuendo Dori.
Jake: If only we had a sexual innuendo for that sexual innuendo....o wait, i just mind-fucked myself.
example of mind-fuck masturbation ^
by WetzMeDori May 01, 2009
this widely known form of masturbation most commonly takes place in the shower. but can also be preformed in a locked room wit the usage of ones saliva and/or lotion (if hes lucky enough to have at the time).
if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:
eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage....acne medication AND saved jizz from a previous masturbation.
if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:
eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage....acne medication AND saved jizz from a previous masturbation.
OMG! i just walked in on larry preforming the double fisted masturbation! The amateur didnt lock the door.
by the double fisters November 29, 2009
The act of walking back from an ice cream machine while you use the ice cream cone as a dick and make it look like you're groping it back and forth while you moan.
by Sean Coughlin January 24, 2008
One who shakes hands with the man so frequently ,he pumps himself just as much as he pumps gas, hence producing so much semen that equals as much gas one puts into their car
by Gina January 28, 2004